Parents: ok we will be home at 11 o'clock!
Clock: 11:01
Me: theyre dead and im alone i need to start my orphan life now.
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
Me: Mom these are the shoes I want to get. *shows her the shoes on my laptop*
My Mom: *grabs the laptop and looks at them* Those are cute! We'll get them this weekend.
My Mom: *starts looking at my other tabs* Look, Alex liked your photo on Facebook!
Me: Yes I know. Can you give me my compu-
My Mom: Oooh! What's Tumblr?
Me: MOM I'M PREGNANT!
My Mom:
Me:
Tumblr:
Voldemort:
Josh Hutcherson:
Canada:
Me: haha. uh. APRIL FOOL'S.
My Mom: But it's not Apr-
Me: Ha. I know it's not.. Silly Billy. ha. bye mom. i have to go.. wash the cat. Pip Pip Doodley Doo! *grabs the laptop and runs*
My Mom: *yells after me* We don't have cat!
Me: PIP. PIP. DOODLEY. DOO.
1.) I want to tell you this. So look at number 7.
2.) Sorry wrong number, i meant number 5
3.) I’m not joking with you. I just can’t get my numbers right. Look at number 9.
4.) I’m joking. Look at number 8.
5.) You want to kill me right now. Cause it's 10.
6.) Okay. I just wanted to say i love you & thanks for following me sexyface! ;)
7.) Naaah , it’s number 3.
8.) Ahh.. Oops. Number 11
9.) Just look at number 4..
10.) Do you trust me? Number 12...
11.) Naah. Number 2
12.) Are you mad yet? number13.
13.) Look at number 6(;
normal guy: will you marry me?
romantic guy: will you do me the honor of being my wife?
Ed Sheeran: I could do without a tan on my left hand where my fourth finger meets my knuckle
